Not that I overdress for a trip
to the grocery store or
anything --

Actually, there is a story
behind this.  It was a
Halloween costume.  I was
working on sort of a
"concept" -- whenever
people dress for Halloween,
they always make
themselves look uglier.  
Why??  I want to look
"prettier"!   I want to be
GORGEOUS!   So I stuck
on all of these sparklies onto
an old vest, and used my
white "show-biz" suit to go to
a party that consisted of
computer match-ups.  This
party was held in a nightclub.
 So, did it work?  Did I
attract a lot of "hot babes"?   
     
Actually, it worked out fairly well -- until something completely unexpected
happened - a news crew from Channel 7 came and did a story about computer
match-ups -- and they wanted a couple for an on camera interview -- they choose
me and a good looking lady, and interviewed us WHILE WE DANCED --  they
referred to me in the newscast as "This Prince Charming..."  (and you know that
newscasters don't lie)   So, you see, this "get-up" got me on TV -- and that would
not have happened if I was wearing some stupid Frankenstein mask or something!  
So, ever since then, when I dress for Halloween, I make myself look as LOVELY
as possible!!