DON MUELLER
Extravaganza!!
OH, GOOD GRIEF -- Are you looking for a webpage of
someone who's totally self-serving, a page that has no
value whatsoever to humanity, someone who talks about
himself all the time, and thinks he's God's gift to women?

Congratulations, you're at the right place!    Don Mueller is
a legend in his own mind, and he'll use what little is left of it
to tell you all about it!   So have some fun since you're
here anyways, 'cuz I got a lotta stories - but this will be an
electronic monument to Don when he figures out what he's
done that's worthwhile!

Since I put up this website, I've gotten nothing but positive
comments on it (surprise?) and I'm getting letters that say:
"Your website is really entertaining.  Can you make
my own website that interesting with all those
animations and videos?"
 Hey, I can liven up your
website considerably -- don't just tell people what you can
do -- SHOW THEM!  Get "into their face" when they open
up your website!!   Write me, give me your website
address, I'll give you free ideas!    I do that 'cause I'm just
a nice guy!
NOW IN HIGH DEFINITION!
WHY AM I DOING THIS WEBSITE? -- Semi-retirement and working from home has enabled
me to actually have a little more time to do things like put together websites about nothing!   
But now I can relax and look back at my career and the people I've fooled, and have some fun
with it!

WHO IS DON MUELLER?  I've been in radio and television for 40 years, been to Hollywood a
few times, have done stand-up comedy, and piano entertaining.  I teach music keyboard (how
to play by ear).  I'm a collector of tapes and albums, and rapidly getting a reputation as a
Denver broadcast historian.  I wrote a best selling local book in 1999.  I love to make funny
videos -- hence, I won 10 grand on America's Funniest Home Videos in 1994. And another 7
grand in various other video awards.  Comedy writing, electronics, art, photography, "making
things", interior refinishing, reading, composing, giving advice to people on anything have
managed to fill up any extra time I would ever have!    And I work with a Pamela Anderson
look-a-like who's an animal trainer and entertainment agent, both of us have been on major
national TV shows -- hence, that gives me even MORE stories to tell you all
about!!   So,
click on the "stories" link below, and I'll take you on a few "trips" into the hills and valleys of my
life!   
    
TO THE
Counter
LINKS:
DON'S
STORIES-
ALL TRUE!
DON'S PICTURE
GALLERY -
Why do I save
these?
Right here and now -- Don's Crazy Videos!
(I've won over $19,000 in prizes
for my videos, hey
I'm good!)
 CLICK HERE!
DO YOU DO IMPRESSIONS OF FAMOUS PEOPLE?   I WANT YOU!
I'm putting together a viral video series, and if you're a ham like I am, there
might be some interesting opportunities --
CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!